20 QUESTIONS
Your name is: ‘STACHE MALONEY
Your height is: 6’0”
Your age is: 38
Do you own cowboy boots? A PAIR FOR EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK
Have you ever stepped in dog poo? NOT WITH MY GOOD BOOTS
Do your feet stink? LIKE DOG POO
Do you have any strange phobias? CLOWNS
Do you dance like JT? MORE LIKE THE FUNKY FRESH BOYZ
Do you sing like Pavarotti? NA BUT I GOT RHYMES LIKE B-RAD G.
Who did you pretend to be as a child in your fantasies? THE VILLAGE PEOPLE…WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?
If you were still a Virgin and could give it away to someone special, who would it be? UR MOM
Who is your all time hero? RON JEREMY
What do you want to do for a living? BE THE WORLD’S FATTEST PORNSTAR
Have you ever been a Heartbreaker? ASK UR MOM
Have you ever licked a window before? IT’S COLD…SO COLD
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? EVERYTIME I’M WITH UR MOM
Have you ever had really strange dreams? JUST THE USUAL: I’M CHASING A CALL GIRL DOWN THE HALLWAY OF MY OLD APARTMENT BUILDING WITH A CHAINSAW, WEARING ONLY MY ‘STACHE AND MY GOOD BOOTS
Would you kill someone for a million dollars? COUGH UP THE CASH
So, would you pass a drug pee test right now? I SMELL A COP!! I’M OUT…
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